The conversation in my household went something like this:
He: “Did you hear the latest? Now they’re thinking about dropping a nuclear bomb on the well to seal it off.”
Me: “Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!” Deep breathe. “Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! I guess I’ve got my answer for ‘how dumb can we get?’ Nuke the well, make it radioactive. Geez. That outta’ be good to watch from a distance.”
She: “Irradiated oil…does it get better gas mileage?”
He: “Yes, but it’s due to less wind resistance because you loose all your hair.”
