A man had just died and the Devil was giving him a tour of his options.  There’s room #1, room #2 and room #3.  They first walk into room #1.

There, the man sees naked people chained head to foot together, arms behind their backs.  The only way anyone can move is if the whole mass moves at the same time.   Food and water are in various bowls scattered all over the floor, the effects of groveling like dogs making a mess of the area surrounding each bowl.

In room #2, the man is greeted with an altogether different sight.  People are standing neck deep in shit.  They’re eating by catching bits of food in their mouths that fall from above, the same with drops of water.  Whatever they can catch is what they can have.

Now the man didn’t find either one of the rooms really to his liking.  They both looked thoroughly unpleasant.  Then he went into room #3.  The scene surprised him.

The room was filled with naked people standing knee deep in shit, all socializing as if they were at a party.  They held coffee cups and teacups, glasses filled with wine and exotic drinks.   A buffet table could be seen at one end of the room, where all sorts of goodies were available.  All looked like they were having a good time, enjoying themselves like social butterflies.

The man turned to the Devil and said, “This choice is easy.  I pick this room.”

After taking off all his clothes as was required, he joined the others in the room.  About that time he heard a whistle.  The Devil was at the door, just turning to leave, when he said:

“Back on your heads folks.  Coffee break is over.”