My sister in law came over this evening, bringing me a paper mache apple the size of a basketball, telling me something about an apple keeping the Doctors away so wanting me to have a big one.  I also got a balloon.  I like balloons.  She left, leaving me with this joke.  Now before anyone makes any judgments… it is just a joke. 

My sister in law is a real person.   She is, just as she says she is.  She makes no pretenses aand gives no apologies.  So, of course, you know we admire each other truly.  She is also a devout Pentecostal and lives in total Integrity with her belief.  She shared this bit of laughter with me, so I, in turn, share it with ‘you’, too.

What do you call an atheist dyslexic with insomnia? 

Someone who stays up all night looking to find dog.